Saturday 17 November 2012

Τι Έχει Συμβεί; - What Has Happened?















Ο βιομήχανος κανει στο αεροπλάνο του σέρβις.
Ο ιερέας αναρωτιέται τι είπε στο κήρυγμά του πριν 

οκτώ εβδομάδες για τους φόρους σαν την δεκάτη .
Οι στρατηγοί βάζουν πολιτικά και μοιάζουν με τραπεζικούς υπαλλήλους.
Οι δημόσιοι υπάλληλοι γίνονται πιό φιλικοί.
Ο αστυνομικός δείχνει τον δρόμο στον άνθρωπο με τον σκούφο του εργάτη.
Ο σπιτονοικοκύρης έρχεται για να δεί αν η παροχή νερού λειτουργεί.
Οι δημοσιογράφοι γράφουν την λέξη Ανθρωποι με κεφαλαία γράμματα.
Οι τραγουδιστές τραγουδούν στην όπερα για το τίποτα. 

Οι καπετάνιοι των πλοίων ελέγχουν το φαγητό στο μαγειρείο του πληρώματος,
Οι ιδιοκτήτες των αυτοκινήτων κάθονται δίπλα στους σωφέρ τους.
Οι γιατροί μηνύουν τις ασφαλιστικές εταιρείες.
Οι επιστήμονες δείχνουν τις ανακαλύψεις τους και κρύβουν τα βραβεία τους.
Οι αγρότες προσφέρουν πατάτες στον στρατώνα.
Η επανάσταση έχει κερδίσει την πρώτη μάχη της:
Αυτό είναι ότι έχει συμβεί.



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The industrialist is having his aeroplane serviced.
The priest is wondering what he said in his sermon 

eight weeks ago about tithes.
The generals are putting on civvies and looking like bank clerks.
Public officials are getting friendly.
The policeman points out the way to the man in the cloth cap.
The landlord comes to see whether the water supply is working.
The journalists write the word People with capital letters.
The singers sing at the opera for nothing.
Ships' captains check the food in the crew's galley,
Car owners get in beside their chauffeurs.
Doctors sue the insurance companies.
Scholars show their discoveries and hide their decorations.
Farmers deliver potatoes to the barracks.
The revolution has won its first battle:
That's what has happened. 





 Bertolt Brecht

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